May 2013
twoboobsjohnson:
There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
cybersleepover:
if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably.
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
i take super hot showers because i like to practice burning in hell
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
