twoboobsjohnson: There’s one part of me that’s like: You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished. But then there’s this other part of me that’s like: No. They both make such good arguments.
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
cybersleepover: if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably.
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
i take super hot showers because i like to practice burning in hell
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for